You got revenge by bombing someone who bombed you first!
That opposing Bomber should've expected the unexpected, like a teleported bomb!
You've owned the city! Twice! As mighty Bombzilla!
A true fashionista, you've collected every costume!
That's 99 computer players we'll never see again.
Those three computer players never knew what hit them.
That explosion was huge! At least 12 bombs big!
Careful investment has netted you over $500 in your Bankroll career.
Your 50 Capture the Crown points grant you a regal bearing, my liege.
You've captured at LEAST five flags.
You showed those guys! You've won 25 4-player online games!
You came, you saw, you've played a game on every arena!
You've dominated in every single arena.
Woah, that's serious talent! That's 11 consecutive Ranked Matches!
Someone of real importance, you've been a VIP at least three times!
